Archive for the ‘Hey Helen!’ Category

Hope everyone is having a great week and is ready for the BEST day of the year. I’d highly reccommend taking the day off if possible, but for most of us we’ll have to wait until 5 o’clock to enjoy. We’ll be introducing a new section to our site, it’s called Hey Helen! This section will be written by a very special guest writer who is not only a woman but is a very attractive one to boot. She will answer any questions you may have and will be supplying us all with weekly advice. Hope you enjoy…

A woman’s advice on how to score big with the Ladies

 Call it getting laid, finding the one, whatever. Here’s the deal: when a woman sees a man the first thing she estimates is whether or not she can see herself  having sex with him. Unlike men, women are stimulated by a variety of things other than body parts. Ever wonder why some really ugly men get really beautiful women?

 The top three things women like but don’t know it:

Swagger (confidence is everything) Swagger is the way a guy walks, the way he talks, his vibe.

 The dress code. Although the holey t-shirt and stained jeans are comfortable, I promise you she’d rather see you suited up GQ-style. Think about what it does to you when you see a woman in a thong bikini, all hanging out. That is what she sees when you’re sharp and smooth in a uniform or suit.

 If that makes you angry and ready to roll around in mud before your next encounter with a woman, it’s no different than you liking the oh-so-comfortable heels, thongs and tops that squeeze a woman’s breasts together.  If you don’t think I’m right about this, then you haven’t tried it yet. After all, I’m a woman and I am telling you what single women see and go for.