Archive for March, 2011

Courtney Cox Bikini Party

Posted: March 31, 2011 in Women
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April Fools Day!

You absolutely have to mess with people on this day, but play nice.

The two I like:

1. Take a screenshot of your colleague’s desktop. Then hide all the icons on the desktop in a separate folder and replace the desktop background with the screenshot. Your colleague will be clicking like mad for a while before they realise anything is wrong.

2. Stick a post-it note under your colleague’s mouse so that the paper leaf covers the mouse ball. The mouse will no longer work and your workmate will be left prodding their keyboard like a caveman for the rest of the day. TIP: Do not use this one on your boss.

The Yankees will be taking on the Tigers. C.C. Sabathia pitching vs Justin Verlander, if we can find somewhere for you to stream it on your computer…we will post it!

“Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me.” Enough said, now see.

Yeah, as if this guy wasn’t enough of a waste…he’s having another kid. That’s number 5, with how many different women? I don’t even care enough to look it up. The guy is a (fill in the blank).

It is important to read about these cases. This way we know what not to do…all that being said, he had britney spears and this girl is hott, like really hott:

http://www.google.com/gwt/x?wsc=yq&wsi=227cd26e8cce47ff&source=m&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.people.com/people/article/0,,20476993,00.html&ei=EDiTTffJHZKkwwXip5jAAw

MAKE SURE TO BLOW THIS UP!

No matter who you are, or how much money you have, having a side girl will always find a way to bite you in the ass…

Kimberly Bell, her voice cracking, looked out at the court room and talked about the final stretch of her nine-year relationship with Barry Bonds.

The greatest hitter of his era threatened “to cut my head off and leave me in a ditch,” she said. “More than once.”

She said Bonds told her “he would cut out my breast implants because he paid for them.”

As for the Arizona house he had helped pay for, “he told me he would burn it down.”

Bonds’ federal trial resumed Monday with nearly daylong testimony from his former mistress, who said the slugger attributed a 1999 elbow injury to steroids use. She also discussed how Bonds became verbally abusive and said that his physique changed, offering a lurid description of his shrinking testicles, back acne, scalp hair that fell out and chest hair that turned gray. Such mental and physical symptoms are associated with steroid use.

Prosecutors allege Bonds lied when he told a federal grand jury in 2003 that he never knowingly used performance-enhancing drugs.

Barry Bonds’ woman might be considered a woman scorned, turning on a previous lover but her story really backs up the facts.

How to Get Megan Fox’s Clothes Off

Posted: March 28, 2011 in Women
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Pay her to appear in your commercial and have a bunch of cameras around!