Tips for St. Patricks Day:

1) Wear layers – never know how hot its going to get

2) Get a tab, don’t pay by the drink

3) Tip the bartenders well, they will hook you up faster when you get your next drink

4) Wear GREEN, don’t be a jerk, seriously

5) Expect to hear Billboard’s “Top 40” over and over again – don’t complain just go with it; chicks dig a guy who dances even a little bit

 

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  1. PUBERT says:

    6) Bring a 6ft leash for your drunk friend. If you dont he will most likely end up in Weehawken like mine did.

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